when i was little i really liked frogs so now my family has this thing where they keep fucking buying me frog things and it’s really getting out of hand
omfg.. Same fucking problem
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sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
(via carolinadingerslinger)
"God I want you
in some primal, wild way
animals want each other.
Untamed and full of teeth.
God I want you,
In some chaste, Victorian way.
A glimpse of your ankle
just kills me.
- Clementine von Radics, “Want” (via perfect)
(Source: clementinevonradics, via misspigcharmer)
